Matt Damon plays Brett Kavanaugh on ‘SNL’ season premiere

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When called out, Damon's Kavanaugh said, "That's impossible because I didn't have sex for many, many, many years". Despite his anger, he described himself as "usually a keg-is-half-full kinda guy".

Matt Damon played a mega-furious Kavanaugh who entered the hearing room after "shadow boxing in the bathroom for 45 minutes", announced Alex Moffat's Sen.

Damon's proceeds to angrily yells, "I'm gonna start at an 11, I'ma take it to about a 15 real quick", before he continues, "First of all I showed this speech to nearly no one - not my family, not my friends, not even P.J. or Tobin, or Squee".

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When Dratch's Amy Klobuchar asked if he drank too much, Damon's Kavanaugh replied: "Look, I like beer. O.K.?" First of all I showed this speech to nearly no one. He said he practiced his opening statements "while screaming into an empty bag of Doritos". A political con job orchestrated by the Clintons, and George Soros, and Kathy Griffin - and Mr. Ronan Sinatra. Worked my butt off to get here - I busted my buns, I lifted weights.

"My parents, and Alyssa freaking Milano", Damon said. "These lovely, creepy calendars", he added, citing pages that were published in the USA Today showing his schedule from 1982. "And I'm not backin" down you sons of bitches - I don't know the meaning of the word "Stop'".

The skit then turned to different senators questioning Kavanaugh, played by the SNL cast, as well as a characterization of the prosecutor Rachel Mitchell, referred to as the "female prosecutor who we hired as a human shield".

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"I was the proudest, drunken virgin you've ever seen. and everyone can relate to that".

The sketch wound down as McKinnon's Graham repeatedly defended Kavanaugh by comparing him favorably to "Bill Cosby", which made Damon's judge very, very angry. "But if you think I'm angry now, you just wait until I get on to that Supreme Court because then you're all gonna pay", he stated before shotgunning a can of "water" and kicking off the 44th season of SNL with a bang.

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